The Dems are so full of malarkey—to use Joe Biden’s favorite word—they don’t even realize what’s coming out of their mouths. They believe in spending so much money, it’s a wonder they can balance their own checkbooks. Elizabeth Warren thinks she’s an American Indian. Pete Buttigieg wants to be the first gay president. And Bernie Sanders thinks socialism is “fair” because everyone will have less money.
Why Is Joe Biden Leading the Polls?
No wonder Joe Biden is leading the pack. He’s the least offensive candidate because he doesn’t have a clue about anything. Is it possible that President Obama chose Biden as his VP because he knew Joe was as dumb as a stick? Yes. Why? Because he didn’t want a vice president who would ask questions about anything. And after listening to Obama’s outrageous lies about the advantages of Obamacare and what happened at Benghazi, we understand why.
On the other hand, Joe was smart enough to know how to use his position as vice president to bribe the Ukraine gas company Burisma into putting his son on its board of directors at a salary of 50 grand a month.
What special qualities did Hunter Biden have? Just one. He was Biden’s son.
Yet Joe was stupid enough to blab his bribery out loud. On YouTube—where he proudly declared how he forced Ukraine to fire a prosecutor who was looking into Burisma corruption and would have spoiled Biden’s plans to provide for his son. What Joe failed to mention in his brag was how he was holding up American aid of four billion dollars until Ukraine did what he wanted. Now some Trump supporters are calling him “quid pro Joe.”
Congress Covers Up for Joe
But that’s not the end of the story. Instead of investigating Joe’s bribery, the Democrat- controlled House decided to impeach President Trump. Why? Because pinning a would-be crime on Trump for investigating Biden’s bribery would turn the tables, and since the Dems controlled the House, they could do pretty much anything they wanted.
So, there you have the perfect gambit. Biden gets off scot free, and Trump gets a black eye.
Adam Schiff, Liar
But the Dems may have outsmarted themselves. Several Democrat congressmen and women who spoke to their constituents over the Thanksgiving weekend were met with boos and, in the case of Adam Schiff, even shouts of “Liar.”
Is Schiff a liar? Unquestionably. He literally made up the transcript of the telephone conversation that the president had with the newly elected president of Ukraine. He made it up to “prove” Trump wanted to dig up dirt on his potential opponent in the 2020 election, though the corruption the president wanted investigated happened when Joe was VP.
Schiff read his fictional transcript to Congress, and then admitted it was a “parody.” But if you lie in Congress you can lie with impunity. No one can sue you. So Schiff pretends his lies are the truth, then directs his investigative committee to recommend the president be impeached, without a shred of real evidence. Instead of evidence, Schiff and his committee gather hearsay from a raft of witnesses with no direct knowledge of anything Trump said.
Nevertheless, the House is determined to impeach the president because their Democrat base wants him impeached. Democrat congressman Al Green from Texas even said, “We have to impeach Trump to prevent him from winning in 2020.”
Trivializing Impeachment
And what does Joe Biden think about all this? Not much. He’s too busy trying to remember what city he’s in during his stump speeches.
But let’s be clear. The Dems’ impeachment of President Trump has no relationship to what’s in the Constitution. It has taken them three years to find the president guilty of a crime Joe Biden committed by bribing Ukraine to reward his son. That’s after they tried for two years to find Trump guilty of a crime Hillary Clinton committed—collusion with the Russians.
Hillary paid for a phony dossier, written by the Russians, to defame Trump, and then turned it over to Senator John McCain, who, in turn, turned it over to the FBI, who, in turn, used it to convince the FISA Court as legitimate evidence so they could spy on the Trump campaign.
Is that clear now? Whether it is or not doesn’t really matter. It’s what happened. And it triggered the Mueller investigation, conducted by Democrat lawyers, which produced no evidence of wrongdoing by Trump.
Thus, the Dems were left without any ammunition. Until a so-called whistleblower told Schiff Trump committed a crime in his phone call to the new president of Ukraine. And so, based on what the Schiff committee insists is “evidence,” Trump is being impeached.
You’ve got to hand it to the Democrats. They not only don’t give a damn about the Constitution; they don’t give a damn about anything except trying to regain the presidency. Not, mind you, by coming up with policies that will improve the country, but by defaming President Trump.
The impeachment of President Trump is so outlandish that one Democrat congresswoman—Karen Bass—thinks the president’s bank records might show “he is owned by the Russians.” This congresswoman is from California, where the state government thinks illegal aliens are just undocumented American citizens. That’s not only unconstitutional, it’s stupid and belittles all who are patiently waiting in line to apply for U.S. citizenship. Maybe that’s why California is called La-La-Land.
The Most Likely Candidate
Still, after all of this malarkey, it looks like the most likely candidate to run against Trump is Joe Biden. Why are most Dems supporting Joe? Well, he doesn’t claim to be an American Indian; he’s not gay; and, at least at this moment, he’s not a socialist or supported by AOC, who’s backing Bernie.
On the other hand, we know he is for enriching his family by twisting the arms of foreign governments. We know, too, he’s a man of ambiguous convictions, who states unequivocally he either will or won’t honor a Senate subpoena if he’s asked to testify in a Trump impeachment trial. We also know if you challenge Joe’s opinions, he will challenge you to a push-up contest.
Joe’s insights on his own future are unique. He says if he wins, he might only be a one-term president. On the other hand, though he’ll be 82 at the end of his first term, he might decide to give it another shot, if he can still get out of bed.
In short, Joe Biden is the perfect Democrat candidate. He’s a man without strong opinions, without principles, and without any apparent qualifications for being president.
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